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azuraracon:

edgemaverick:

I WANT A FUCKING EXPLANATION AS TO WHY MY LUNGS ARE VOID OF AIR

They’ll learn to run as soon as they see my creepy chin
I’M SCARY!

(via deeceeoh)

tinybittiny:

erdbeercupcake:

lotrlockedwhovian:

chenisthebestkitty:

geekdonnatroy:

castayel:

fuchsimeon:

viperpilot:

Well, this is embarrassing

Left: Adrianne Palicki promo shot for NBC’s Wonder Woman.

Right: Kimberly Kane promo shot for ‘Wonder Woman XXX: An Axel Braun Parody’.

….is it just me or does the porno version outfit not only look WAY BETTER crafted and prettier, the actress also has more muscles, a nicer fitting chest piece and a waaay more fitting body type and skin tone. 

Also the porno version doesn’t look more “feminine”/more sexy whatever.

That… is EMBARASSING

the “official” one looks like a really bad Halloween costume

I mean fuck the porno one has bigger wrist cuff I REPEATE: BIGGER WRIST CUFFS PORNO WOMAN IS BETTER DRESSED TO KICK ASS *cries*

can someone contact the designer of the porno 

clearly he/she knows how a womans body works.

It’s embarrassing when the official looks a like a porn and the porn looks like the official thing.

The thing that makes me stunned the most is that even the boobs of the porn version are cupped and held in better by her clothing than those of the official thing…

The moment a porn movie treats the boobs of a woman with more subtlety than a big name production, some staff changes are in order.

Meanwhile at Marvel, Black Widow wears appropriate ass kicking attire, Thor is a woman and Captain America is black and DC is over there like: what do we do with *whispers* boob?

I can see the crotch seam on the leggings clear as day and please omg bagging in all the worst places help

I kind of hate the fact that you’re more likely to find the shiny, low-quality, ill-fitting costume on the left rather than the quality piece on the right in costume shops or around Halloween. I know I’m asking for a lot seeing as it’s obvious the one on the right had a much bigger budget and most store costumes have to be made on the cheap. I just wish more costumes made for women cared about quality over make it sexy.

(via faptorquest)

findchaos:

ChaosLife: Society’s New Rules* (*According to the Internet)

Ah, the internet.

Probably one of the greatest psychological experiments ever created, allowing people to reinvent society through the (almost) impenetrable power of anonymity.  And since K and I usually do our damnedest to throw text-based punches against the mean-spirited, it seems only fair that we knock around the internet puritans a little bit, too. Or as it was better put:

“I detest what you write, but I would give my life to make it possible for you to continue to write.” - Voltaire, probably. The internet fights about that, too. Is nothing sacred? You still get the idea.

So this is me drawing from a few different sources that have cropped up in my life as of late.

One, I’ve recently been introducing my roommate to the twisted world of H.P. Lovecraft.

Two, I recently found myself contemplating quantum physics and realizing how the theories within it seem to blur the lines between reality and science fiction.

Three, ChaosLife, the best comic strip on the interwebz, recently posted this comic: http://chaoslife.findchaos.com/kitten-kerfuffle and the mention of a cat with ten mouths and one eye made me instantly think of the Old Ones mythos.

So this is me drawing from a few different sources that have cropped up in my life as of late.

One, I’ve recently been introducing my roommate to the twisted world of H.P. Lovecraft.

Two, I recently found myself contemplating quantum physics and realizing how the theories within it seem to blur the lines between reality and science fiction.

Three, ChaosLife, the best comic strip on the interwebz, recently posted this comic: http://chaoslife.findchaos.com/kitten-kerfuffle and the mention of a cat with ten mouths and one eye made me instantly think of the Old Ones mythos.

lepas:

Honest mistake. It could happen to anyone.

And there’s your movie!

lepas:

Honest mistake. It could happen to anyone.

And there’s your movie!

Been working on some characters for a webcomic or strip. Meet Bunny and Snake. 
Jack Rabbit:A nature spirit, his kind was born of the dancing winds. He’s a sly thinker, always working an angle that will either get him into trouble or out of it. Though he is a charming individual, a bit of a womanizer, he always seems to have trouble courting Sylvia Snake (one of the few women who’ve known him long enough to not fall for his tricks).Sylvia Snake:A spirit of medicine, she carries pouches full of ingredients (herbs, spices, rare plants and dried berries) that she mixes to form dusts. Her kind born of the bending rivers that cross the land, she is a traveler by nature, spreading seeds or helping when she spies someone sick or in pain. However, if cornered by those seeking to take her medicines when they are not ill so they may profit from it, she will defend herself with a bite. Though deadly to mortals, the bite has a more inebriating effect on spiritfolk (as Jack has learned on multiple occasions).
Certainly more to come…

Been working on some characters for a webcomic or strip. Meet Bunny and Snake.

Jack Rabbit:
A nature spirit, his kind was born of the dancing winds. He’s a sly thinker, always working an angle that will either get him into trouble or out of it. Though he is a charming individual, a bit of a womanizer, he always seems to have trouble courting Sylvia Snake (one of the few women who’ve known him long enough to not fall for his tricks).

Sylvia Snake:
A spirit of medicine, she carries pouches full of ingredients (herbs, spices, rare plants and dried berries) that she mixes to form dusts. Her kind born of the bending rivers that cross the land, she is a traveler by nature, spreading seeds or helping when she spies someone sick or in pain. However, if cornered by those seeking to take her medicines when they are not ill so they may profit from it, she will defend herself with a bite. Though deadly to mortals, the bite has a more inebriating effect on spiritfolk (as Jack has learned on multiple occasions).

Certainly more to come…

This is Sheena, a Spirit of Reflections. She can only exist in reflections within a certain distance of her mirror, but never ever leave her side of the looking glass. A reflection spirit is born when two reflective surfaces (usually mirrors) are placed facing each other, creating the infinite hallway. A spirit (soul of a deceased person) will walk into that hallway, thinking it to be the tunnel to eternity, and become trapped once the mirrors are taken apart. 

Sheena got lost in the Infinite Hallway so long ago, she has forgotten any time before her imprisonment. She still dreams of meadows and laughter, but always awakens cold and alone in her prison.

This is Sheena, a Spirit of Reflections. She can only exist in reflections within a certain distance of her mirror, but never ever leave her side of the looking glass. A reflection spirit is born when two reflective surfaces (usually mirrors) are placed facing each other, creating the infinite hallway. A spirit (soul of a deceased person) will walk into that hallway, thinking it to be the tunnel to eternity, and become trapped once the mirrors are taken apart.

Sheena got lost in the Infinite Hallway so long ago, she has forgotten any time before her imprisonment. She still dreams of meadows and laughter, but always awakens cold and alone in her prison.

Calavera portrait

This was originally a final project for my Drawing I class, but I decided to scan it and color it, and make it a print.

Calavera portrait

This was originally a final project for my Drawing I class, but I decided to scan it and color it, and make it a print.